Mystery Action

My baby got mystery action

Well she lookin' like a fatal attraction

So I call her on the telephone

Say won't you come on round

It's cold out so were stayin' at home

I gotta say out loud

Battery operated - She got flashing lights

Push button activated - She got no time for fussin' and fights

She's not recommended by a problem page

For children under three years of age

She never far away but she's always out of sight

Yeah baby I'm your mister reaction

My mind is aching and it's missing a fraction

Now you're doin' what you always do bump and go and scream

You don't know where you're goin' to or even where you've been

Battery operated - With a beep-beep sound

Push button activated - You'll never catch her runnin' around

She don't try to be like a TV star

Her mystery action won't go that far

The way she's acting is a mystery to me

My baby got a mystery action

Well she's lookin' like a fatal attraction

So I call her on the telephone

Say won't you come on round

It's cold out so were stayin' at home

I gotta say out loud

Battery operated - she got flashing lights

Push button activated - she got no time for fussin' and fights

She don't try to be like a TV star

Her mystery action won't go that far

The way she's acting is a mystery to me

The way she's acting is a mystery to me

The way she's acting is a mystery to me