One Night Stand

She has a face to die for but nothing going on inside

She'll never make your eyes sore until she starts to speak her mind

So I just try to keep the conversation light

Then in the morning at the door I'm sure we'll kiss goodbye

Nothing wrong with that it's only one night and nothing else

Every time I tell myself it's the last time

One day I'll comply, just not tonight

Now I'm not ignorant but some things tend to slip my mind

Like where she bought her tan from or the colour of her hair she dyes

Now I'm not being mean in fact I'm really quite polite

All I'm trying to say is that you won't catch her on Mastermind

Nothing wrong with that it's only one night and nothing else

Every time I tell myself it's the last time

One day I'll comply, just not tonight

Nothing wrong with that it's only one night and nothing else

Every time I tell myself it's the last time

One day I'll comply, just not tonight

One day I'll retire, oh what a liar, just not tonight