Piggy In The Middle

I know you know what you know

but you should know by now that you're not me

Talk about a month of Sundays

Toffee nosed wet weekend as far as I can see

Hey diddle diddle

The cat and the fiddle

Piggy in the middle

Doo-a-poo-poo

Bible punching heavyweight

evangelistic boxing kangaroo

Orangutang and anaconda

Donald Duck and Mickey Mouse

even Pluto too

Hey diddle diddle

The cat and the fiddle

Piggy in the middle

Doo-a-poo-poo

(Stig is dead, honestly)

One man's civilization

is another man's jungle, yeah

They say revolution's in the air

I'm dancing in my underwear

'cause I don't care

Hey diddle diddle

The Cat's in the fiddle

Piggy in the middle

Doo-a-poo-poo

Doo-a-poo-poo

Walky talky man says hello, hello, hello

with his ballerina boots

you can tell he's always on his toes

Hanging on a Christmas tree

Screaming like a bogey man

getting up my nose

Hey diddle diddle

The cat and the fiddle

Piggy in the middle

Doo-a-poo-poo

a-poo-poo-poo

This little piggy went to market

This little piggy stayed home

This little piggy had roast beef

and this little piggy had none

This little piggy went

Woooo!

All the way home