What Are You Waiting For

Open up the gates of madness

beware the terror pygmy roams

all the snakes are on the inside

waiting for you to come home

On a bed the queen is sleeping

cheerleaders crowd into the room

the killer dwarf lights a candle

the organ grinder bangs out a tune

What are you waiting for?

Lying on a slab of metal

on a hot summers afternoon

showgirls dance a leather tango

invite you up into their rooms

What are you waiting for?

Meanwhile back at the oasis

in a tense sentimental groan

gnashing teeth do a quick fandango

and leave you howling at the moon

What are you waiting for?