Rubber Ballz

In a larval state

Drinking a minimum wage

I fell in with a girl so vastly superior

She wore Mardi Gras beads in her hair

And I just can't get her out of my bed

Wish I'd gone with her sister instead

Love life imploded

My dice were all loaded

Can't get her out of my bed

I know

If she gave a fuck then it would show

And she wouldn't have me stabbing other boys

Like it's just a bit of sweetness she enjoys

Devil's daughter

So much for Simon's "50 Ways..."

What can a lonely boy do when all else seems inferior

No come-along will pull me away

And I just can't get her out of my bed

Should've mainlined saltpeter instead

My vices have voted, her ass duly noted

Can't kick her out of my bed

Hold on, maybe this girl is alright

Just wants the benefit of a modern love life

And I don't know the difference anymore

I've turned making bad decisions into some kind of art form

Don't mention boundaries on the phone

They slide and glide on out the door

Can't get her out of my bed

Can't get her out of my bed

My vices have voted, her ass duly noted

Can't get her out of my bed

Slow down

I don't know what I'm hoping for

So silently I'm opening the latch

I swear she'll be the last one I dispatch