Garbageman

Who can take your trash out

Stomp it down for you

Shake the plastic bag and do the twisty thingie do?

The Garbage Man!

Yes the Garbage Man Can!

The Garbage Man can

And he does it with a smile

And never judges you

Who can take this diaper?

I don't mind at all!

Who can clean me up before the big policeman's ball?

The Garbage Man!

The sanitation folks

Are jolly friendly blokes

Courteous and easygoing

They'll mop up when you're o-

-ver flowin'!

And tell you when your arse is showing!

Who can?

Who can?

Who can?

Who can?

The Garbage Man can!

Coz he's Homer Simpson, man!

He cleans the world for you!