Jockey Song

Freaks, freaks, freaks!

We are the jockeys, jockeys are we

We live underground in a fiberglass tree

Ha!

Ooo!

Haha! 'Tween Earth and Hell, we reign supreme

On toadstool thrones by a chocolate stream

But all is not well in Jockey Town

Your renegade horse is making us frown

Your horse must lose

My horse must lose?

No win!

No show!

No place!

Just lose the stinkin' race

And what if I refuse to lose?

We'll eat your brain

My horse must lose!