See My Vest

Some men hunt for sport

Others hunt for food

But the only thing I'm hunting for

Is an outfit that looks good

See my vest!

See my vest!

Made from real gorilla chest

See this sweater,

There's no better

Than authentic Irish setter

See this hat, 'twas my cat

My evening wear, vampire bat

These white slippers are albino African endangered rhino

Grizzly bear underwear

Turtlesnecks, I've got my share

Beret of poodle on my noodle

It shall rest

Try my red robin suit

It comes one breast or two

See my vest!

See my vest!

See my vest!

Like my loafers?

Former goafers

It was that, or skin my chauffeurs

But a greyhound fur tuxedo would be best

So lets prepare these dogs

Kill two for matching clogs

See my vest!

See my vest!

Oh, please won't you see my vest!