The Nanny

If you wish to be our sitter

Please be sweet, and never bitter

Help us with maths and book reports

Might I add, eat my shorts

Bart!

Just cuttin' through the treacle

If Maggie's fussy, don't avoid her

Let me get away with moider

Might I add, no fat chicks!

Homer!

The nanny we want is kindly and sage

And one who will work for minimum wage

Hurry, nanny, things are grim -

- I'll do it!

Anyone but him!