Those Were The Days

Boy, the way the Bee Gees played

Movies John Travolta made

Guessing how much Elvis weighed

Those were the days

And you knew where you were then

Watching shows like Gentle Ben

Mister, we could use a man like Sheriff Lobo again

"Disco Duck" and Fleetwood Mac

Coming out of my eight-track

Michael Jackson still was black

Those were the days

Bart was feeling mighty blue

It's a shame what school can do

For no reason, here's Apu

Those were the days