Who Needs The Kwik-e-mart

Whether igloo, hut or lean-to

Or a geodesic dome

There's no structure I have been to

Which I'd rather call my home...

When I first arrived, you were all such jerks

But now I've come to love your quirks

Maggie with her eyes so bright

Marge with hair by Frank Lloyd Wright

Lisa can philosophize

Bart's adept at spinning lies

Homer's a delightful fella

Sorry 'bout the salmonella

Hehe, that's okay

Now here's the tricky part

Oh, won't you rhyme with me?

Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?

Their floors are sticky-mart!

They made Dad sicky-mart!

Let's hurl a bricky-mart!

That Kwik-E-Mart is real - d'oh!

Who needs the Kwik-E-mart?

Not me!

Forget the Kwik-E-mart

Goodbye to Kwik-E-mart

Who needs the Kwik-E-mart?

Not me!