Light Entertainment (Good Old Times)

The great show is here tonight, such has none seen before

People are gathered around, the first act begins

Conjurer takes his top hat and whispers magic words

A white rabbit jumps out of there, the audience is getting bored

But to audience´s pleasure the rabbit´s eyes are bleeding

And it has a pig´s snout, atrophic paws

Blinded by the success he asks for a volunteer

To join the famous saw trick, but now a little changed

Rejoising is at it´s best when the conjurer saws

The beautiful and smiling lady into three pieces

So fun - light entertainment, after a hard working day

Enjoy - this is really something

The audience sits excited and quiet

The conjurer performs his last number

He takes a big gun, puts it into his own mouth

Pulls the trigger, applause never seems to end

The next artist is a nigger clown dressed in a monkey suit

Laughter is loud when he tells nigger jokes with his mouth full of banana

And now comes the highlight of the show

A living hunchback russian is to be stoned

And the audience can join the act

Everytime you hit the man he cries blasphemies...in russian

So fun - light entertainment, after a hard working day

Enjoy - this was really something

Everybody´s going back home smiling

Children´s faces covered with chocolate ice cream

Mommy and daddy have a good reason

To be happy again

Happy again!