Give Me My Lighter Back

'Cause I can't be doing with your crap anymore

So why don't you give me my lighter back, and then track?

'Cause I can't be doing with your crap anymore

So why don't you give me my lighter back, and then track?

You walk in the door, packed pockets; guess what, geez?

Say you've had it but now you've lost it again

You've forgotten to bring your wallet

But fair play, I buy youse a brandy and Coke, safe

I always do anything for my mates, go sit down, I'll bring it over

'Cause I'm no way that you always seem to avoid paying

But your blag, blag, blag, gets scene, scene, scene

And how many missed calls have I got to take

Before you get some credit and call me for a change?

Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh?

'Cause I can't be doing with your crap anymore

So why don't you give me my lighter back, and then track?

'Cause I can't be doing with your crap anymore

So why don't you give me my lighter back, and then track?

Oi, then after I top non one two one, I notice you've gone

And I'm sat staring into space

Lookin' like a billy, no mates on his tod

My favorite lighter seems to have done one

'Cause it was here when you were here

And now it's gone now you're gone

I mean, just 'cause I bought you a drink

I'm not trying to tie you to the seat

I don't give to receive, but you seem to live to receive

So I end up chatting to Andy

Talking about his fucking grief

With the knob you gave me for twos

'Cause I can't be doing with your crap anymore

So why don't you give me my lighter back, and then track?

'Cause I can't be doing with your crap anymore

So why don't you give me my lighter back, and then track?

Half-hour on, I'm makin' my way to the bog

Say "Hi" to him, nod to the corner, say "Safe" to your one

Now walk past the bar where you're at

You've blatantly bought her a jar

With the money you said that you didn't have

I walk past but I wanna lose my rag

And then I do my business, and as I've come out the bog

Your girlfriend walks in, sees you drinkin' with next girl

And tips the drink over your head

And if you ask me, it serves you fuckin' right

You have to hold it down

'Cause I can't be doing with your crap anymore

So why don't you give me my lighter back, and then track?

'Cause I can't be doing with your crap anymore

So why don't you give me my lighter back, and then track?

'Cause I can't be doing with your crap anymore

So why don't you give me my lighter back, and then track?

'Cause I can't be doing with your crap anymore

So why don't you give me my lighter back, and then track?

Oi, I got a bassline solo comin' for you, man

Oi, bassline solo, take the bassline solo

Raw, raw

Bassline solo, na-na-na-na

Oi, James Hyman

Thank you very much for the Xbox

I've been fucking killing that Halo game