Deus

Deus does not exit

But if he does, he lives up above me

In the fattest largest cloud up there

He's whiter than white and cleaner than clean

He wants to reach me

Deus does not exist

But if he does I always notice him

Getting ready in his airy room

He's picking his gloves so gently off

He wants to touch me

I?m walking humbly down a tiny street

Pulling my collar it gets bigger, ooh

I once met him

It really surprised me

He put me in a bath tub

Made me squeeky clean

Really clean

To create a universe

You must taste

The forbidden fruit

He said, "Hi", I said, "Hi

I was still clean

Deus does not exist

But if he does he'd want

To get down from that cloud

First marzipan fingers

Then marble hands

More silent than silence

And slower than slow

Diving towards me

My collar is huge room for two hands

They start at the chest and move slowly down

I thought I had seen everything

He wasn't white and fluffy

He just had side burns

He just had side burns and a quiff

But he said, "Hi", I said, "Hi"

I was still clean

I was squeeky clean

I was surprised

Just as you would be

Deus, Deus

Deus, Deus

Deus, Deus

He does not exist

Deus, Deus

He does not exist

Deus, Deus

He does not exist

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