Eat The Menu

Limousines, oranges,

Stars, moons,

Submarines, Jeeps,

Glaciers, Cars,

Caterpillars, even grapes

It's none of my business

But you have to eat

Your appetite is appalling

Have some salad

Bite an apple

Suck an orange

Taste the pate

I'm just a maid, but yes to food is yes to life

I've got to eat something

Otherwise I'll just die

But the choice is too great

I can't decide what to eat

I'll possibly just eat the menu?

How would you like strawberry juice?

Or lemon red sea perch?

Bite the kiwi

Have some chicken

I'm just a maid, but yes to food is yes to life

The waiter came with the menu

And said here you go.

I said thank you but

The choice is too great,

Why can't I be a cod

In the depths of the ocean

And just eat small fish

The cod has such simple taste

But I've got all the choice

Oh, you vague customer

You'll have to look somewhere else

You have to find something to eat

So eat a moment

A person

An apple

A feeling

Eat a rock band

I won't complain but