Shoot Him

There were four of us, one of us was the landlord

There were, we were on a drinking spree

I had eaten my take-away

I washed my landlord, he was covered in gravy

The others were amazed how dirty he was

How I was, but I said, he never took a bath

He never takes a bath, so why, why don't we just shoot him?

Why don't you shoot him?

Why don't you shoot him?

Why don't you shoot him?

Why don't you just shoot him?

I said that's no polite manner to behave in

But something like that I was too drunk to remember

I said, he can't suffer the cold water, he'll die! He'll die!

They said no way, Jose! I said, my name ain't Jose

He said, yes it is

But I think he was already dead

He suffered a stroke in the bath

So why don't you shoot him?

Why don't you shoot him?

Why don't you shoot him?

Why don't you shoot him?

Why don't you shoot him?

Why don't you just shoot him?

I said oh no

And he was so dirty

But why give him a bath?

Why don't you just give him a bullet

Why don't you shoot him?

Why don't you shoot him?

In the head?