Vans Song

Well, you're just like a club fag wearing doc martens

Get a pair of chukas or some checkerboard slip ons

Worship Jeff Spicoli not Chris Cornell

Get a pair of vans or God will send you to hell... to hell

you think doc martens are the coolest invention

since someone sliced a loaf of bread in someone elses kitchen

the plain truth is that you just plain suck

so why should i tell you not to waste a hundred bucks

VANS, in my head

VANS, on my feet

my sole is on the ground when i'm walking down the street 2,3,4

Don't need no doc martens

Can't wear no birkenstocks

Just a crummy old pair of chuka boots

and a smelly old pair of socks....

If you want to wear them you don't have to ride a skateboard

You can even wear them with a pair of old cords

Someone'll probably tell you that they're not in trend

Just tell them thats the reason why you don't have any friends... no friends

I don't wanna hear about alternative footwear

and I don't wanna hear about your new hair-doo

I don't give a shit about you stupid motherfuckers

Cause I just wanna get a pair of olive green CHUKAS!!!