Ex-girlfriend

Hey babe, I'm sorry to say

Things had to end this way

We look forward to the bitter end

Still you want to be my friend

No, it's worth it just to say baby

That you never made me feel loved (no no no)

I know because I've been there before

(1, 2, 3, 4)

I turned my back one day

And you looked the other way

Was that innocent

I'll say in my defense

??? I should have at times

You treated me like shit

But gettin' away from you was the very very best thing I could do

And I know we had our times

Two people can't love if the other one's a victim

I know because I've been there before

Ooh baby baby baby

Why did you give those crabs to me?

I know 'cause it burns when I pee

But two mother fuckers can't love

If one of em's gonna be a big dumb slut (oh no no no)

I know because I put it in your butt

You wanted me to treat you like shit

You never wanted to be my friend

Fuck you bitch ???

You rejected every ???

You told me I was fucking dumb

But I won't be cumin' on your tits again

(Fuck off!)