St.thomas

I want to go home to St. Thomas

You better leave your woman at home in St. Thomas

Because she's not your girlfriend, just your turn

Better settle down because you might get burned

There's a whole lot left to learn about St. Thomas

Well the first thing that you notice about St. Thomas

Is that the island is so full of alcoholics

And if you're looking white, then you ain't right

It'll take you all night to reach Havensight

On the wrong side of the road in St. Thomas

There's lots of fun diseases in St. Thomas

Pick and choose your STD's in St. Thomas

Got a crotch-rot-twat with a side of fleas

And a double douche burger with vaginal cheese

So get your girlfriend off of her knees in St. Thomas

K-mart sucks my ass in St. Thomas

So we went to the gas and grass in St. Thomas

You can get a dime bag or 2 or 3

And have enough weed for you and her and me

Lets all go get irie in St. Thomas

Our saxophone player bought some fake weed in St. Thomas

So we traded it for mushroom tea down in St. Thomas

And now I'm on a hunt for that muddascunt

Who sold him that fake blunt

I'm out of money, so please front me some ganja

There's a rastaman watching from the forest up in St. Thomas

To keep his crop from all of the tourists down in St. Thomas

But is he gardening?

No, in his garden grows

Enough weed for a brontosaurus

Till I found the clitoris in St. Thomas