Lyrics The Texas Drag Queen Massacre

The Texas Drag Queen Massacre

Ugly

Yeah!

Well I'm a state,

And I'm a fucking mess,

Look like shit is what I do best,

I don't care what they think of me,

They think I'm dirt and I agree,

I'm the ugliest fucker on planet earth,

I scared my mum when she gave birth,

The ugly tree is where I fell out,

And hit every fucking branch on the way down.

You tell me I'm pretty,

But you know that's just a lie,

How could someone so beautiful,

Love such an ugly guy.

Well I'm ugly and you know it's true,

I'm ugly, not as pretty as you,

I'm ugly and I don't give a fuck,

When they gave out looks,

I was out to lunch,

Well I'm ugly, not as pretty as you,

I'm ugly, I don't know what to do,

I'm ugly and I don't give a fuck,

When they gave out looks,

I was out to lunch.

Well I'm revolting and hideous too,

If you were me what would you do?

Wait a sec let me think this through,

Why the fuck would I listen to you,

Repulsive and hard to look at,

You call me deformed and that's a fact,

Patron Saint of Ugliness,

I am what I am, And I'm a mess.

You tell me I'm pretty,

But you know that's just a lie,

How could someone so beautiful,

Love such an ugly guy.

Well I'm ugly and I know it's true,

I'm ugly, not as pretty as you,

I'm ugly and I don't give a fuck,

When they gave out looks,

I was out to lunch,

Well I'm ugly, not as pretty as you,

I'm ugly, not as pretty as you,

I'm ugly and I don't give a fuck,

When they gave out looks,

I was out to lunch.

U-G-L-Y I ain't got no alibi,

U-G-L-Y I ain't got no alibi.

I'm ugly and you know it's true,

I'm ugly, not as pretty as you,

I'm ugly and I don't give a fuck,

When they gave out looks,

I was out to lunch,

Well I'm ugly, you know it's true,

I'm ugly, not as pretty as you,

I'm ugly and I don't give a fuck,

When they gave out looks,

I was out to lunch.