Everything Thermals

Yeah, everything Thermals

Straight from the pages of your journal

I know nobody's ever seen it

The Thermals know all your secrets

Yeah, everything Thermals

Born in an outer space wormhole

Brought to life by the big bang

Traveled to Earth in a Dodge van

The Thermals go right to your head

The Thermals have sex in your bed

Everything in circles

Yeah, everything Thermals

They come in 4 shades of purple

Some are tight, some have trousers

Some have pictures of flowers

They are The Thermals

They guarantee life eternal

They only need skin and bones

And a sweet pair of headphones

The Thermals don't need drugs to have a good time

The Thermals need drugs just to stay alive

Everything in circles

Yeah, everything