The Irish Keep Gate-Crashing

If I could learn to love you

Could you learn to love me?

Lust will only get us so far now

If I could learn to love you

Could you learn to love me?

Lust will only get us so far now, alright

Lust, Top 40 fame

I can smell your Catholic shame

It goes on and on and on and on and on

Oh my darlin'

It goes on and on and on and on and on

Oh my darlin'

The fashion police chasing

The Irish keep gate-crashing

Lust will only get us so far now

If I could learn to love you

Would you learn to love me?

Lust will only get us so far now, alright

I finally shed my puppy fat

No kids, there's no encore tonight

It goes on and on and on and on and on

Oh my darlin'

It goes on and on and on and on and on

Oh my darlin'

It goes on and on and on and on and on

It goes on and on and on and on and on

Oh my darlin'

It goes on and on and on and on and on

Oh my darlin'