You Can't Fool Old Friends With Limousines

A hooker with a heart of gold

A cheap date that can't be sold

Won't send you to an early grave

But Jesus looked down and said "son,

I know a doubter when I see one,

Ambition stands out like a sore thumb"

You just laughed and said

No one here forgets your past

The meek had a meeting of minds

Consistent hypocrisy hey! that's alright

Let's overthrow this old guard

So hands off the virgin prom queen

You can't fool old friends with limousines

But it won't send you to an early grave