Aunty Mabel

Aunty Mabel liked more than

Just a drop of rum

She could take a crew of sailors

Each one up her bum

Well she knew the street corners

Of her town well

But Aunty Mabel Aunty Mabel’s secret

Was that she was not a girl

Aunty Mabel

She wasn’t a chick

Aunty Mabel

She had a …

Aunty Mabel’s orifice

It had been well used

By a judge a judge jury and

By the accused

She had lost both her legs

Cut off in the war

So to support herself

Had sailors by the score

Aunty Mabel

Well she wasn’t a chick

Aunty Mabel

She had a …

Well her orifice had been well used

She was well known as the

Well known as the best screw around

And if you’re feeling horny

You can give Aunty Mabel a spin

Then you can leave her money in her

Disabled tin

Well Aunty Mabel

She wasn’t a chick

Aunty Mabel

She had a …

Well if you put your hands between

My Aunty Mabel’s plastic artificial thighs

And you try to feel her snatch

You’re in for a surprise

Aunty Mabel

She wasn’t a chick

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