Bearded Lady

He loves the bearded lady

she loves the tattooed man

this one he's an acrobat

each one of thems damned

Jimmy the pickpocket

will take you by the hand

he'll smile at you politely

but your purse it will be damned

A whore who works the fair ground

her name is Crystal Lil

over there's her boy friend

he'll sell you any pill

Gypsy Joe's a Cut throat

when he's not out on smack

so if you want your husband killed

he their throat will slash

Billy boy the barker

he likes to cheat at cards

he's been caught out so many times

you can see the scars

The knife throwers got alcohol

upon his breath

one day he's going to be so drunk

he will cause a death

The gypsies they are dancing,

dancing to the moon

and each one in this fair ground

each one they are doomed