Bumhole

In Polynesia the weather is fine,

the Frenchies experiment all of the time,

we are all full of shit, we know this is true,

but when you ain't got a bumhole, you feel blue.

Bumhole, bumhole, give us a bumhole do.

The Rainbow Warrior, they blew it up,

'cause it tried to kick up a terrible fuss,

nuclear testing is all very well,

when you ain't got a bumhole, life can be hell.

Bumhole, bumhole, give us a bumhole do.

Well we don't care about the size,

we don't care about the shape

but when you haven't got one,

it feels like a mistake.

Bumhole, bumhole, give us a bumhole do.

give us a bumhole do...