Flipper boy

He’s got no legs and he’s got no arms

and flipper boy is full of fear

He swims in a fish tank he’s star of the show

mermaids he spears

Flipper boy is three foot high

he’s got no lips or ears

But when flipper boy has finished his shift

he drinks twenty pints of beer

Flipper Boy! Flipper Boy!

Flipper boy’s a vampire

he wants to drink your blood

When flipper boy he smiles at you

it’s not with love

He’s got no fingers just got claws

he wants to cut your throat

Flipper boy drinks your blood

on it his stomach bloats

Flipper Boy! Flipper Boy!

Flipper boy has got no teeth

but flipper boy he is mean

Flipper boy is star of the show

when he speaks he is obscene

Mermaids don’t last long in his tank

each one he molests

Flipper boy hates everyone

but as a freak he is best

Flipper Boy! Flipper Boy!

Flipper boy is a dirty boy,

flipper boy has a big cock

But every whore that’s fucked flipper boy

fucks him with their eyes shut

Flipper boy is a freak in his mind as well

With all the poison that he thinks

flipper boy is going to Hell

Flipper Boy! Flipper Boy!

Flipper boy is going to Hell!

Flipper boy is going to Hell!