Hairy man

“Hello Doris, I’m just about to dry my hair”

You got hair on your knees,

you got hair on your arms

You got hair on your brow,

you got hair on your palms

You got hair on your fingertips

and when you’re embalmed

You’ll have hair on your kidneys,

they’ll be alarmed

Hairy man…

Hairy man…

You’re hairy when you’re angry,

you’re hairy when you’re calm

If you had a personality

it would be a hairy charm

You’re sitting in the freakshow

like a monkey in the zoo

You’re looking at them monkeys

and they laugh at you

Hairy man…

Hairy man…

You got a hairy passport,

you’re hairy through and through

You got a hairy garden

the sky is hairy too

When you eat your food

you got a hairy chew

And when you go to the toilet

it’s a hairy loo

Hairy man…

hairy man…

hairy man…

Hairy man…

hairy man…

hairy man…

Hairy man…

hairy man…

hairy man…

Hairy man…

hairy man…

hairy man…

what you gonna do?