Hamsters

I love a little hamster up my rectum

It makes me feel so bright and so gay

What they do with their claws the way the do gnaw

It makes me orgasm every day

I love a little hamster up my rectum

I freeze up to twenty every day

They gnaw and the claw they paw and they paw

It makes me go hip hip hip hip hooray

I love a little hamster up my rectum

But they always try to get out up my arse

They try and they try and then they do die

They always pick the wrong end of the shaft

I love a little hamster up the rectum

But they always try to get out the wrong way

They try try then they do die

Always try to exit the wrong way

But now my rectum has been ruptured

And in the pet shop I no longer pay

I’m left to reminisce of my moments of bliss

When with hamsters I had my evil ways

I love a little hamster up the rectum

I love a little hamster up the arse

I love a little hamster up the anus

It always makes me laugh

I love a little hamster up the rectum

I love a little hamster up the bum

I love a little hamster up the bumhole

Now that’s what I call fun fun fun fun …