Mummy Loved Me

I punched him in the face I know that wasn’t nice

I trod on both his testicles I know that wasn’t right

I slit his throat from ear to ear I know that wasn’t good

If only mummy loved me I’ve been misunderstood

I gouged out both his eyes I know that that was rude

I urinated in his mouth I know that that was crude

I juggled with his eyeballs I know that wasn’t good

If only mummy loved me I’ve been misunderstood

They sent me of to prison I slit the warders throat

As he bled all over me how I did gloat

The judge said I was more evil than anyone or thing

If only mummy loved me if she had not been mean

When I was in my swaddling clothes she’d drink and drink and drink

My Father could have been a hundred men who at me used to wink

If mummy hadn’t been a drunk and been on the game

If only mummy loved me I might now be sane