Murder

Murder is easy, murder is fun,

it's better than sex, I always come,

I like to stalk those I abuse,

I like them to struggle so I can refuse.

Murder is easy, murder is fun,

it's better than sex, I always come.

I like to go prowling on Saturday night,

I like them to struggle and put up a fight.

Murder is easy, murder is fun,

it's better than sex, because I always come,

I've murdered so many I have lost count,

the pleasure it gives me is a large amount.

Murder is easy, murder is fun,

it's better than sex because I always come,

I murdered the vicar, I murdered his son,

murdered his dad and I murdered his mum.

And I murdered, murdered, murdered, murdered

cats, cats, cats...... as a boy,

then I moved on to dogs, I moved on to dogs,

I moved on to dogs

dogs, dogs,dogs.......now it's the McCoy..

Murder is easy, murder is fun,

it's better than sex because I always come,

public opinion, it don't swell,

the consensus is I am unwell.

Murder is easy, murder is fun.

it's better than sex because I always come,

It's better than sex because I always come

it's better than sex because I always come

it's better than sex because I always come

I always come...