Neighbour

Wake up every morning

Take a coffee down

Then it's in the tube train

In the rush hour to drown

Well, your wife she fucks a neighbour

And calls you a jerk

And when you find out you go berserk

You take a poker to her

And you ram it up her arse

Then you wrap it around her skull

And then you laugh

Well, the neighbour knew you did it

And he turns you in

Now you're gonna pay for your sins

The judge calls you an animal

And says if he could

He'd give you the death sentence -

That would be good

Well, the jury don't take long to establish your guilt

After all, you are guilty, guilty, guilty to the hilt

Well, they found you in your prison cell

Hanging by the neck - your life you had wrecked

And your children they forget you when they can

And when they don't forget you, your memory

Your memory they damn

So now you're rotting in the flames of hell

With a poker rammed up your ass

And around your skull as well