Picadilly Lilly

Underneath the arches

By the barricades

I will do just what you want

If money you will pay

With faded jeans trainers on

My hair bleached and permed

Well if you’ve got the money

Then I will take your sperm

Well chiselled is my jawline

Scarcely an acne scar

And I’ve been had in the toilets

Toilets cars and bars

I’m just a piece of meat

For you to have your fun

So pull my trousers around my thighs

And stick it up my bum

I’m Piccadilly Lilly

So if you want a quickie

I will do just what you want

By the penny arcades

When I do get older

I’ll marry me a soldier

And he will go and buy a boy

From the penny arcades