Sinner

God, I've been a sinner

God, I know I'm damned

I'm a homosexual hermaphrodite

And a dirty old man

God, I've been a sinner

at the Pearly Gates

St Peter slipped it in again

He always comes to late

God, I've been a sinner

And now I'm gonna die

Can I get into to heaven

If I wear a suit and tie?

God, I've been a sinner

God, I know I'm damned

I am a Pakistani

and I come from Birmingham

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God, I've been a sinner

I had sex with sheep

And when I did have sex with them

Insertion it was deep

God, I've been a sinner

God, I know I'm damned

I am a Pakistani

and I come from Birmingham

La-la-la-lalala lala-lala-la

La-la-la-lalala lala-lala-la

La-la-la-lalala lala-lala-la

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