Snakes and ladders
Climb up the snakes down the ladders in this game you play
You win a hand of poker it’s you who’s going to pay
You score the winning goal it’s you who’s going to lose
If you offer beggars money they will all refuse
The good the just the righteous you shall go to Hell
More you wash yourself the more you’re going to smell
The evil are in heaven playing harps all day
Queer bashers have handbags and have all turned gay
Vampires their blood donate whores all give love
If you put a leach upon your skin it will give you blood