Suicide

(yodelling)

I thought I'd try suicide,

I thought it might be a laugh.

I stuck my head in an oven

but the oven wasn't gas.

(yodelling)

So then I thought I'll take some pills,

I bought the wrong ones,

all I got was diarrhoea

and it ran and it ran and it ran.

suicide, suicide, that's the one for me,

I want to be a legend so suicides for me.

(yodelling)