Weird

Well we think you're very brave

Break, you know the rules

Think you're individual

even think you're cool

Well you know, you're gonna anger 'em

all our customers agree,

You see, we're dying to book you, swear solemnly

You're too weird

You're too weird

You're too weird

We need to make a thousand pounds

Just to keep still with the bank

My manager will you kill

You're rather camp as well

although my partner's gay

Our customers might stay away

You're too weird

You're too weird

You're too weird

And we're looking for R&B bands

who all sound the same

Country, skiffle, Bluegrass

If they play the game

But you're weird

You're too weird

A-a-aaa

You're too weird, You're too weird,

You're too weird, You're too weird,

You're too weird, You're too weird,

You're too weird,

You're too weird, You're too weird,

You're too weird, You're too weird,

You're too weird, You're too weird,

You're too weird,

You're too weird, You're too weird,

You're too weird, You're too weird,

You're too weird, You're too weird,

You're too weird