We Want To Be It

Drip, drip, drip

Baby, when'd you get so Zen?

Drip, drip

When I used to know you when

Drip, drip

When you thought all my dreams sucked

Drip, drip

I was just happy you gave a fuck

Drip, drip

And we don't want to do it

Drip, drip, drip

We want to be it

Drip, drip, drip

Tick, tick, tick

The Smartest Guy In The Room

Flick, flick

Might as well be on the moon

Click, click

Or in his tower or his tomb

Cricket

'Cause all I'm hearing is you

Drip, drip

And we don't want to do it

Drip, drip, drip

We want to be it

Drip, drip, drip

Drip, drip, drip

Baby, when'd you get so wrecked?

Drip, drip

And where are things at this moment?

Drip, drip

And all our friends gave us a week

Drip, drip

And we're still happening as we speak

Drip, drip

And we don't want to do it

Drip, drip, drip

We want to be it

Drip, drip, drip

Oh, drip drip drip

And we don't want to do it

Drip, drip, drip

We want to be it

Drip, drip, drip

Drip, drip, drip

Flick, flick, flick

Cricket, cricket

Cricket, cricket, cricket

(For Alan Arkin and Madeline Kahn)