Tv Is King

I wish I was the man

With the mechanical heart

I'd conquer all my enemies alone

I'd tear the guys apart

Then scatter the pieces

I wish I was the man in the soundproof booth

I wish I had a chance

To stump the band or maybe tell truth

And maybe I could win a color television

I really love my, television

I love to sit by, television

Can't live without my, television

TV is king, you're my everything

I wish I had the girl with the bouncy hair

We'd ride off in a brand new car

Or fly a plane somewhere

Like probably Jamaica

I brush my teeth, shampoo my hair

And shave my face

Apply the necessary aerosol

In the appropriate place

And we'll spend the night

Together watching television

I can't turn off my, television

Don't really know why, television

I understand my, television

You got your works in a drawer

And your color's on track

You have to break away

But you always come back

You make a hundred changes

But you're always the same

You make me so excited

And you make me so lame

You're just a tube full of gas

And a box full of tin

But you show me your charms

And I want to jump in

Oh, if only your chassis

Was covered with skin

'Cause TV you're my everything

I really love my, television

I love to sit by, television

Can't live without my, television

I can't turn off my, television

Don't really know why, television

I understand my, television

I really love my, television

TV is king, you're my everything

TV is king