Lyrics The Vandals

The Vandals

A Gun for Christmas

Families lock their doors in fear that criminals might get them

But this Christmas rest assured that I will have my own protection.

I'll get a gun for Christmas to protect my other gifts

If burgers touch my property they won't leave here with out a limp

Packing heat this Christmas I'll shoot it off on New Year's Eve,

cuz bullets go in outer space when pointed up I believe

A bullet sends a Christmas message that is clear and loud

it says that I will not take all of this bullshit lying down

I'll get a gun for Christmas to protect my other gifts

I'll only tell you once "Stay the f**k away from my shit"

I will use my new weapon in self-defense and sport

and to keep the carolers off my god damn porch

and preventing Yuletide homicide's this year

I won't be a victim this year thanks to Santa Clause

Sleeping with no fear of danger, and it's all because

I'll get a gun for Christmas to protect my other gifts

I'll only tell you once "Stay the f**k away from my shit"

Christmas needs security , security is weapons.

Vigilante action teaching criminals their lessons

It's the greatest gift we have taking out our rivals

Thank you Santa, thank you God

for guaranteeing my survival

A bullet sends a Christmas message that is clear and loud

it says that I will not take all of this bullshit lying down

I'll get a gun for Christmas to protect my other gifts

I'll only tell you once "Stay the f**k away from my shit"

I won't be a victim this year thanks to Santa Clause

Sleeping with no fear of danger, and it's all because

I'll get a gun for Christmas to protect my other gifts

I'll only tell you once "Stay the f**k away from my crap

or I'll bust a cap in your ass!!!"