Lyrics The Vandals

The Vandals

And Now We Dance

Drowning in this toilet

Of shit they call life

Work like hell at Taco Bell

For $4.25 an hour

No one gives a squirt of piss

If you fucking die

So seize the day by the balls,

And squeeze until

It's on it's knees

And now we dance

Like soldiers

On the battlefield

The only triumph

In a moment of glory

Crack your head open

And sue somebody

Cop a feel on

A punk rock girl

In bondage pants

And Now We Dance

You are just a speck

In a universe of turds

Silenced by conspirators,

Not another word.

With ozone trees depleted,

You choke on malathion.

Nothing fucking matters,

So what's the use in tryin'?

And now we dance

Like warriors

On the victory trail

Only triumph

In a moment of glory

Crack your head open

And sue somebody

Come on and do push ups

Just like Jack Pallance

And Now We Dance

Never join the ranks

Of the kiss ass suit and tie

Or the stinking hippie,

The future is worth a lie,

Nothing's worth a fuck,

A fuck ain't worth a shit

We're only gonna die,

Here's how we deal with it

And Now We Dance

Like warriors

On the battlefield

Only triumph

In a moment of glory

Crack your head open

And sue somebody

Cop a feel

On a punk rock girl

In bondage pants

And Now We Dance

We dance like warriors

On the battlefield

Only triumph

In a moment of glory

Crack your head open

And sue somebody

Come on and do

One handed push ups

Like Jack Pallance

And Now We Dance