Failure is the Best Revenge

For all those who've failed

you will have your day

and you'll hear them say

"I don't understand how things went wrong,

I've always been great, good-looking and strong"

When they feel like you have all the time

It's your revenge

FAILURE

I guess that's life,

failure is the best revenge

Be proud of your flounders

and falter with pride

Fail without shame

cuz you never tried

Don't bother building a trophy case,

Unless they start handing them out for last place

Be humble because no one is safe

It sneaks right up

FAILURE

Everybody join the club,

Failure is the best revenge

FAILURE

Only one way of doing things right,

but a thousand ways wrong,

so join the fight.

In showing the winners we don't play their games,

an army of losers

retarded and lame

a chance to unite

cuz we're all the same

It's great to be a

FAILURE

Never try

Failure is the best revenge

Avoid mediocrity

and run the other way

Stay at the bottom

you're welcome to stay

Make them remember you for failure without match

Every defeat is a feather in your cap.

I give a crap

We all belong

FAILURE

One billion strong

FAILURE

come join the club

FAILURE

Never try

Failure is the best revenge.