Kill My Tenant

no respect

for a land-holding man

only scum

who pay when they can

free-loaders

that hate what i am

then beg me to fix their can

ugly harleys on the front lawn

i come by

to turn the sprinklers on

just tryin' to keep up the place

get a knuckle sandwich

right in my face

kill my tenant,

he ain't worth the rent

section 8

pays most of their rent

but they can't handle

the 20 percent

selling speed

just ain't what it's been

wanna see me

make some homeless men?

rent's in the mail,

you know that it's not

i got filth attempting to squat

think i'm kidding,

'til someone gets shot

i love slow targets on pot

just tryin' to get appreciation

some return on my investment

go buy your own home

tom vu will show you how to

own big money and a yacht

how i long for midieval times

right to deflower virgins

was mine

no coalitions

telling me what to do

no pesky pinko ACLU

you can linch

whomever you like

just be careful

where you park that bike

i'm not impressed

by pigs with no class

so get off your ass

and go cut the grass