My Girlfriend's Dead

I once had a girlfriend,

But then one day she me and everywhere

I'd go people would ask me where she was.

But I don't want to talk about her.

But someone always asks about her.

So I tell them all my girlfriend's dead.

I say it's leukemia or sometimes bulimia

Or a great big truck ran her over

And chopped off her head.

But I dont' want to talk about her.

But someone always asks about her.

So I tell them all my girlfriend's dead.

I geuss there's a part of me that likes the sympathy

Or the looks on thier faces when I tell themn how

She passed away.

But I dont' want to talk about her.

But someone always asks about her.

So I tell them all she's dead.

My girlfriends dead you see,

It's a total lie-but it's easier on me

Than having ot admit she like's someone else.

My girlfriends dead you know,

Please change the subject or I am going to go

Jump off a building a join her in heaven.