Pirate's Life

Seven hits of L

and nobody could tell

So I spent every dime

just to get to Aniehem

I was in the Magic Kingdom

Now I'm in the Carribean

You get something really wicked

when you spend an E-ticket

High adventure on the sea,

but it's not the life for me

Now those harry tatooed pirates are all chasing after me

I was threatened with a knife by a pirate playing fife

Now I'm sailing for my life thanks to LSD 25

Where can I hide?

I don't want to buy a bride

I'm alone as I float

Hey, there were others in my boat

Up ahead, one of the men

he said he would be my friend

He'd guide me to the hole

If I deeded him my soul

To the hole I didn't make it

That doesn't mean he didn't take it

He laughed at my plight

He said you'll be one of us tonight

High adventure on the sea,

but it's not the life for me

Now those harry tatooed pirates are all chasing after me

I was threatened with a knife by a pirate playing fife

Now I'm sailing for my life thanks to LSD 25

He was right, I'm still here

as I have been, for over a year

With my last bit of hope,

a tin can and rope

I just want to break free

But I can't get away

No I can't get away

cause that damn dog's got the key

No one listens as I tell

of my ordeal in this cell

They stand right by

but they don't fell

Is this for real?

Is this for real!