Shorty

Oh god how fun to be the one,

I'm so sad to say

you're nice and all,

But you're too tall,

I have to go now

It always happens to me, always

They feel attracted to me, Shorty

Always, they say

If you go, I go with you

If you stay, I'll wait

If you don't know,

I consider this a date

I stayed and she waited for me,

No chance to get away

I tried to think,

Another drink, might help me

It always happens to me, always

They feel attracted to me, Shorty

Always, they say

If you go, I go with you

If you stay, I'll wait

If you don't know,

I consider this a date

Stuck in the bar,

I couldn't get far,

She was still there smiling

"It's not me being tall, it's you,

You're small, I like that"

It always happens to me, always

They feel attracted to me, Shorty

Always, they say

If you go, I go with you

If you stay, I'll wait

If you don't know,

I consider this a date