Has Anybody Here Seen Hank

I ain't here for to do any business

I got nobody special to thank

I'm trying to find

A friend of mine

Has anybody here seen Hank

Well, he's sure to be wearing a Stetson

He's as long and as thin as a plank

He's got a fistful of charm

And a gun beneath his arm

Has anybody here seen Hank

Now he ain't in the back of a limo

And he ain't in his bed

He ain't in jail

He ain't out on bail

He ain't getting out of his head

I don't care what he did with his women

I don't care what he did when he drank

I want to hear just one note

From his lonesome old throat

Has anybody here seen Hank

Has anybody here, has anybody here

Has anybody here seen Hank