I Make Hamburgers

My first customer was Megan

She came in for a hamburger with the lot - no meat

"Hey that's a salad roll" I said and we started going out

My second customer was Susan

She came in for Diet Pepsi morning tea

Each day and I said "You don't need to be on a diet.

Do you want to come out tonight?"

I said "I'll bring Gringo he's got a lot of money

And he'll take us to the bars where they've got a view.

He'll buy us all those beers they give it to you in bottles

They put lemon in the top it don't taste too bad I'm telling you"

My third customer was Maria she came in for hot chips and sauce

"More sauce" she said. I said "now you're talking"

And she took me home to meet her mother

My fourth customer was Sandy she came in for nothing I could see except me

So it was I too, was eating a hamburger of sorts within an hour

I make hamburgers I get all the girls

And I take 'em out to dinner and I give 'em all a whirl

And If they work I keep 'em If they don't I keep 'em too

But I teach 'em all how to be dirty girls like you