Little Billy

Little Billy was the fattest kid in his class

Always the last in line

All the other little kids would laugh at him

Said, he'd die before his time

Ha, ha, ha, ha

Ha, ha, ha, ha

Little Billy didn't mind

Most of the kids smoked cigarettes

Just to prove that they were cool

The teacher didn't know about the children's games

And Billy always followed the rules

Ha, ha, ha, ha

Ha, ha, ha, ha

Little Billy didn't mind

Billy was big on the outside

But there's an even bigger man inside

Ten million cigarettes burnin' every day

And Billy's still doin' fine

Now Billy and his classmates are middle-aged

With children of their own

Their smoking games are reality now

And cancer's seed is sown

Ha, ha, ha, ha

Ha, ha, ha, ha

Little Billy didn't mind

Most of them smoke maybe forty a day

A habit Billy doesn't share

One by one they're passing away

Leaving orphans to Billy's care

Ha, ha, ha, ha

Ha, ha, ha, ha

Ha, ha, ha, ha

Little Billy doesn't mind

Ha, ha, ha, ha

Ha, ha, ha, ha

Little Billy's doin' fine