Geordie In Wonderland

Now that I've changed and the rest have all stayed

Well, why do I feel so confused?

Some of the best of me plans have been laid

And some of me best moments used

I've been out for the count in a Mexican bar-o

Stranded in nowhere with a-nothing but me

Ah, lads, I did(n't) understand - I'm a Geordie in Wonderland

Some of the shit has sprouted in roses

And some of the roses have died

Forced by meself to follow conviction

And ignore what I'm missing inside

I've been loved by the sweetest and hated by heroes

Life's still (a) surprise and the friends come and go

Ah, lads, I did(n't) understand - I'm a Geordie in Wonderland

(whoop-whoop, whoop-whoop)

I've had praise I've had ridicule, either meant nothing

Faced with the task of tomorrow's demands

Oh, lads, I didn't understand - I'm a Geordie in Wonderland

Oh, lads, I didn't understand - I'm a Geordie in Wonderland

(whoop-whoop)

Oh, lads, I didn't understand - I'm a Geordie in Wonderland